Some of my colleagues recently held an intervention for me at work... about my consumption of Chinese food and general lack of exercise. One comment was:
Alessandra, your lack of exercise and consumption of Chinese food has hurt me in the following ways: You never eat JustSalad with me anymore, you make me think I too can be just as amazing looking by not exercising, and worst of all, you come into work with Chinese food hangovers.
|This is the sign they brought when they staged the intervention.|
Thank you for my fitness and healthy eating intervention. I have already attended step aerobics today and hid some veggies in my pasta bolognese at lunch. I promise to make exercise and vegetables a regular part of my life. I will never give up the 40 oz Slurpee.
We use an internal social media platform at work so these are actually real posts back and forth.
Because I am a woman of my word, I went out and bought a bunch of frozen vegetables to make consuming
things that are not bacon vegetables easy. Unfortunately, the vodka lost its home.
|What do you mean the 1.5 liter of vodka no longer fits in the freezer?|