Ladies, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is the 17th Annual Bayville 5 KM Run. It's flat. Really flat. As you can see on this PDF, the elevation is 4 to 8 feet. The course is pretty easy, blocked off from most traffic, and drops you off where you started. It's also the location of my very first 5K since high school.
I ran this race last year and the weather was beautiful. I also won a medal.
Let me know if you are brave enough to sign up and we'll start looking into t-shirts.
After the race we shall dance.