Top: Mossimo Supply Co. junior size 9.
Bottom: Abercrombie and Fitch (circa early 2000s) size 2.
Today I tried on my jorts and they fit. I was able to get the Mossimo pair on exactly one month ago today but they were so tight on my thighs that it looked like I
had sausages for legs was cutting off my circulation. Now, as you can see, there is room for a few fingers between the cloth and my thigh. I haven't tried to get the bottom pair on in years. They look a little too snug for me to bust them out this weekend, but I will be prancing down York Avenue in those in July.
To celebrate, I went to Target and bought bermuda length Mossimo jorts in blue and in white denim. I have a feeling both pairs will become a summer staple.
I know y'all are super jealous of my bedazzled flamingo t-shirt.