I suppose it's time to John Hughes it and go after my prom king and all that. I saw how
most many of my decisions this past decade played off of our theme - no but really, who can unintentionally recreate the greatest love triangle of all time a decade later but me? (G-A-A vs. Z-C-A, I think the 2013 version is a pale version of the 2003 highlight reel). Maybe I can find a grown-up relationship that isn't based upon breaking coed and meeting up in the library in 2014.
I was a television version of a person with a broken heart.