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My excessive energy, extreme narcissism, and intense love of neon-colored spandex is both managed and fueled by my addiction to fitness. I push myself to extremes and I push other people's buttons. Obviously I needed my own blog.
Showing posts with label Marine Corps Marathon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marine Corps Marathon. Show all posts

Monday, October 31, 2016

October 2016 Goals




Pure Barre Goal: Zero, but I went to something called [solidcore]. It is really hard but a lot of fun.



CrossFit Goal: 128/200 WODs. I went to CrossFit Identity for 13 WODs this month. I didn't drop in during my travels to save some money and to make myself go running instead.



Mileage: I ran 38 miles, including the Marine Corps Marathon. MCM 41 is my fastest marathon to date. I swore I would never run another one as I crossed the finish line, but then I found myself googling best Boston Qualifier courses in Georgia a few hours later.

Marine Corps Marathon 41



Guys, I ran my fastest marathon yesterday! And I didn't even train for it. I've been dreading this race for months because I just couldn't get myself to commit to a training plan. I don't like running alone in the daylight during the summer in Georgia. It's boring and it's hot. I just can't bring myself to run at 6 AM when it's still dark out. Thank you Quantavia Rivers for ruining my ability to train for marathons like a normal person you son of a bitch. I hope the Georgia state correctional system misplaces you again and forgets to feed you.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Registered for the Marine Corps Marathon



I'm super excited to share that I won the 40th Marine Corps Marathon lottery selection and will be running 26.2 miles on October 25. I always win lotteries where I have to pay money. I must be doing it wrong.
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