My family headed out east to Riverhead to visit our cousins. Little did I know that my cousin Danny had bought a segway because he is brilliantly awesome.
This segway is the off-road model, allowing one to drive on grass and over hills and whatnot. It has two settings - tortoise and hare. Hysterical, I know.
Please enjoy these videos and be jealous that you're not an Alvarez.
The Easter Bunny has an accent and a love of beer.
My father terrorizes his cousins.
I get promoted to Rabbit level.